oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked
*jon snow travels to outer space*
aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard.
im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
H O W
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
bless that old guy, man
When I was in 3rd grade I actually charged people $5 for “cool lessons” that were basically just things I learned on spongebob & I told everyone that saying “coral” was cool
Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.
what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes